...
In Scotland three different banks issue bank notes
and the third bank’s, the Clydesdale
are well iffy
one time I was in Cyprus with a well unnecessary cashflow problem
and nowhere in the South would take them
they’d take one look at the funny colour, the mickey mouse crusader, and politely refuse
but in Northern Cyprus, the Turkish bit
they were absolutely desperate for foreign currency
what with hyperinflation and being a Mickey Mouse country themselves
only recognised by the Turks
so they were all too eager and I got
45 million lira for it
Yes 45000000
A bunch of notes
And they don’t have commas between the zeros
so you have to look hard to see if it’s a
10000000 or a
1000000
It’s the only time I’ve ever been a millionaire in any currency
Well, till I got to Lao and Vietnam last year
In Scotland three different banks issue bank notes
and the third bank’s, the Clydesdale
are well iffy
one time I was in Cyprus with a well unnecessary cashflow problem
and nowhere in the South would take them
they’d take one look at the funny colour, the mickey mouse crusader, and politely refuse
but in Northern Cyprus, the Turkish bit
they were absolutely desperate for foreign currency
what with hyperinflation and being a Mickey Mouse country themselves
only recognised by the Turks
so they were all too eager and I got
45 million lira for it
Yes 45000000
A bunch of notes
And they don’t have commas between the zeros
so you have to look hard to see if it’s a
10000000 or a
1000000
It’s the only time I’ve ever been a millionaire in any currency
Well, till I got to Lao and Vietnam last year
...
And the 45 million lira?
They only lasted me ninety minutes
Ninety?
That was three lunches and a coffee
Bloody hell
And the 45 million lira?
They only lasted me ninety minutes
Ninety?
That was three lunches and a coffee
Bloody hell
...
camberley
the million greens of English june
yesterday dismal in
Glasgow
London
Surrey
and now here glorious
...
back into more rehearsal
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